You're looking at the wrong guy
What do you do when a low-life, with whom you share the same name, is accused of a despicable crime?
You post the most innocent-looking image in your library to welcome the pitchfork-brandishing Google visitors.
No I am not that creep and no, he is not in my immediate (and not so immediate) family.
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