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Leave me to my shame
...and the Theme Thursday God (TTG for short) came down from the mountain bearing a single word on a slab of stone: Twisted.
me: Twisted eh? OK but I'm warning you, I've got two conferences this month and I'm spending way too much time on that new blogging gig. You'll have to feed on a stale offering.
TTG (frowning): Once again you dissapoint me.
me (opening iPhoto): Oh man! 200 blogworthy images and I got nothing. Maybe I can shoot Gollum again (starts twisting his snake in unhealthy ways).
TTG (dialing the SPCA): You did that last week.
me: I should go downtown, I could use a break.
TTG (pointing at the sky): Rain.
me: You are seriously starting to tick me off. Want do you want me to do?
TGG (now exibiting a sadistic grin): Find something around the house, arrange it nicely, read him his rights and shoot it.
me: No! You can't be serious! You want me to do a...a still life?
TTG (drooling profusely): Indeed.
me: I can't do a still life! I'm a scientist! I take pictures of pretty places and cute animals. Still lives are for real photographers, people with artistic sense.
TTG: Who's your daddy?
me (wimpering): I hate you.
     
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